I started looking through stories on that weird fan-fic (dirty) website. Okay I found on I thought looked just completely hilarious so I opened it up.
Not All Old Hat by Allison
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Buffy instantly falls for Spike when he walks into her bookstore one day, and months after they begin to date, Buffy finds out a secret that Spike has been keeping from her. When he shows up at her friend Anya’s bachelorette party clad in a g-string, all hell breaks loose.
Anyway I was thinking at least they'll be alot on sex (it says g-string in the summary!!!!!) Well I read the first chapter and not even I kiss and they quoted classic poetry together. It was like thinking you bought porno and pulling out a self help video.
it's a horny dragon whodathunk